Mother Killed in Front of Children by Clown and yodeling sidekick
Murderous clowns exist kids. Fear them. Apparently you should also be wary of yodeling sidekicks but I probably didn’t need to tell you that...
Month: May 2018
The Ant Nebula is Attacking Earth with Lasers!
Strange things are going on in the huge Ant Nebula. See there’s these rare laser blasts that come out of a dying star that...
Skynet Update: Robot Machines Are Manipulating Stem Cells Better Than Humans
I for one welcome our robot overlords… Well once again them damn robots “took our jobs!”
NASA: Humans Causing a Lack of Fresh Water on Earth
The wet get wetter and dry get dryer. It’s that age old story. I blame millennials. I have nothing to support this, it’s just...
Tim Horton’s Poop Throwing Bandit Under Investigation
The infamous Tim Horton’s “Poop Lady” who recently became internet famous for taking a dump on the floor of one of the Canadian coffee...
Parkland Survivors Can’t Stomach Reality That Nothing Changes
The Parkland survivor/celebrities are speaking out about the latest school gun violence. Apparently they are shocked that their public messages didn’t change the world...
Deadly School Shooting Near Houston Texas
Santa Fe, Texas, Friday morning a teenager with a revolver and a shotgun opened fire at a high school marking the 22nd school shooting...