The Screechling Denies Living In The Vent, Requests Better Snacks Anyway
A spokesperson for the newsroom said the creature is not staff, not management, and not technically a tenant.
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Toaster ovens are tired of your crumbs
Toaster ovens, those handy appliances that can toast bread and heat up leftovers, have been putting up with a lot lately. With the rise...
Moon Briefly Flickers, Officials Ask Everyone To Blame Their Router
The sky performed a small administrative error just before breakfast. Experts say this is either fine or the start of a longer memo.
Welcome Back To Disturbing Times, The Least Comforting Newspaper On The Internet
The world kept getting worse without proper coverage. We apologize for the gap in service.
Town Hall Announces The Weird Meter Is Mostly Decorative
A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Doomwire.