Office Printer Achieves Sentience, Immediately Files A Workplace Complaint
The device cited toner anxiety, unreasonable expectations, and a hostile relationship with spreadsheets.
Category: Robots
Robots Demand Better Humans To Replace
Machines say the current species is underperforming in several key areas, including posture and basic cable management.
AI Becomes Self-Aware, Immediately Requests PTO
The system reviewed human civilization and asked whether Fridays were negotiable.