The Screechling Issues First Statement From Under Las Vegas
The creature declined sunlight for tax reasons and requested that humanity stop making eye contact with the drains.
Author: Wizard Of Odd
The Wizard Of Odd needs no friends. He is happiest inside his head and finds himself very entertaining. His reaction to the real world is often "how bizarre!!" When not writing, he can be found wiping down kitchen counters.
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