Society Is Broken But Experts Say It Still Has Good Bones
Satire / entertainment. Read responsibly. Panic recreationally.
Experts evaluating society announced today that while the structure is broken, leaking, humming, and possibly haunted, it still has good bones.
The report praised humanity’s load-bearing snacks, emergency sarcasm, and ability to form lines during disasters even when nobody knows what the line is for.
Concerns remain about the foundation, the roof, the plumbing, the leadership, the timeline, the comments section, and whatever is breathing behind the economy.
Repairs are expected to begin after everyone agrees who broke it, which means repairs are not expected to begin.
