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Abandoned Carnival Music Heard From Unplugged Speaker
May 29, 2026 / Dr. Voltage
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Filed by the Night Desk. Technicians confirmed the speaker had no power source, no Bluetooth pairing, and absolutely the wrong attitude.
Witnesses were advised to remain calm, keep receipts, and avoid making eye contact with any object that had recently learned confidence.
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