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Space Sends Calendar Invite For “Brief Check-In With Humanity”
June 19, 2026 / Dr. Voltage
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Filed by the Night Desk. No agenda was attached, which experts agree is the second-worst kind of agenda.
Witnesses were advised to remain calm, keep receipts, and avoid making eye contact with any object that had recently learned confidence.
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