America’s New Oval Office Is The Best Oval Office, It’s Gonna Be Fantastic

Hi!! The Wizard of Odd here… Yes these are certainly disturbing times. This column is all about exploring those very strange events that are happening now.

As I put myself out there on public media, I have to face the fact that the POTUS has declared me an enemy of the American people. Well holy sh*t!! I guess the resistance comes in all shapes, sizes, ages, etc.

So if POTUS can give me a label, I will give him one in order to keep things on a level playing field. Hmmm…Leader of the Free World? Hardly, that one goes to Angela Merkel. Leader of the most admired country in the world? Nope that goes to Justin Trudeau. Leader of the best country in the world? Nope, that goes to whomever leads Switzerland. Leader of ???? I’m struggling here.

There must be something that the US is best at, so POTUS can lead. Got it!! Leader of Green House Gas Emissions. Yup, POTUS is a world leader in producing gaseous emissions. Under his leadership the US will not only continue to heat up the planet, we will increase the heat and speed up the rising ocean levels. But don’t worry; he will lead us on holding back the rising tides. All we need do is extend that border wall along the two coasts. No problem.

It’s all so easy when POTUS is smarter than all of us. Well I can agree that he is smarter than 62 million people who voted for him. And possibly smarter than the 92 million who didn’t vote for anybody.

Ah yes, the times are disturbing when the Wizard of Odd can say with pride “don’t blame me, I didn’t vote for him.”