Welcome Back To Disturbing Times, The Least Comforting Newspaper On The Internet
Satire / entertainment. Read responsibly. Panic recreationally.
Disturbing Times has returned because apparently the world continued getting worse without proper coverage. We apologize for the gap in service. Several omens were missed. A committee has been punished.
The newsroom lights are back on, the fax machine is coughing again, and somebody in the basement has been assigned to monitor the sound the moon makes when nobody is looking directly at it.
Our mission remains simple: collect the weird, the rotten, the absurd, the real, the fake, the half-real, and the suspiciously damp stories that make civilization look like it was assembled from returned parts.
This is a satire and weird-news publication. Read carefully. Laugh responsibly. Do not ask the printer what it has seen.
