Scientists Teach Mold To Read, Regret First Book Selection
The project was halted after the colony underlined several passages and asked about governance.
Category: Science Panic
Laboratory Drawer Begins Humming In A Key Not Recognized By Staff
Researchers have taped a polite note to the drawer asking it to stop advancing the field without supervision.
Scientists Discover A Drawer That Only Opens During Bad Decisions
A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Science Panic.