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Drunk Driving New Jersey Director of Safety and Security Busted!

March 11, 2017 / B Doomed

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Oh the irony. Does it get any better? Why is it always that the guy named “Weiner” is sending “wiener” pics to ladies. Well in the latest proof that we live in the Matrix (was it the same cat?) the Bergen County, New Jersey Director of Safety and Security was just busted for drunk driving with an open container in the car. Not very safe if you ask me.

48 year old Michael Bradley of Wayne was arrested by Oakland Police on a number of charged including drunk driving after responding to a report of an “erratic driver” that was driving down Franklin Avenue. There was also a report of a damaged mailbox on Franklin Street that matched damage to Bradley’s Ford Explorer passenger side mirror. Bradley has been suspended without pay by Bergen County Executive James Tedesco who took swift action.

Bradley was in court on March 2nd and it has been revealed from arrest reports that he was in fact driving a city vehicle at the time he was drunk driving.

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