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Flaming UFO over Tasmanian skies has Astrophysicists baffled

March 3, 2017 / B Doomed

Satire / entertainment. Read responsibly. Panic recreationally.

February 27 a flaming UFO was filmed over the skies of Tasmania by locals, sparking debate among astrophysicists as to what the unidentified object was. It’s trajectory was not what we usually see in meteors and comets. It’s speed or rather lack thereof was most puzzling as it seemed to stand still in the sky while meteors come in at an average of 71 kilometers per second. So what exactly was this?

Have a look for yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P2FGLrlpPUI

The official story being handed to the public is that this video is of a plane. Airservices Australia stated that this was simply an Emirates plane bound from Dubai to Auckland, New Zealand. They claim that this is water vapor and an optical illusion.

They don’t even try anymore to come up with good cover stories.

Again, I for one welcome our firey overlords and will gladly introduce them to bacon.

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