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Florida: Naked 18 year old on acid attacks other man after break in, arrested

March 2, 2017 / B Doomed

Satire / entertainment. Read responsibly. Panic recreationally.

“Knock, knock”
“Who’s there?”
“Bang, bang, bang, crash!!!”
“WTF! A naked dude tripping! Hey, stop hitting me with that vase!”

Sometimes you just never know who’s going to come knock on your door (this is why we’re armed in America). For Boca Raton resident Dennis Duddy I bet he wished it was the usual Jehovah’s witnesses instead of a man angrily beating on his door with a vase and stand from his building’s lobby. Yeah, not a fun time.

When Boca Raton police showed up at Dennis Duddy’s apartment on South Ocean Drive 18 year old Michael Ramsay allegedly was sitting in a chair completely naked after breaking in and attacking the man. Ramsay was sweating bullets and his pupils were dilated when he confessed to police that he was “on acid”. He was subsequently charged with with aggravated battery and several counts of burglary.

Ramsay is in custody at the Palm Beach County Jail after he was hospitalized from hallucinating and subsequently blacking out. Ramsay claimed no knowledge of the events at the hospital when being transferred to the jail.

A bystander that wished to remain nameless said “he was tripping balls man or maybe just wanted to get in, I don’t know”. Very helpful. Very helpful indeed sir.

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