Robots Demand Better Humans To Replace
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A coalition of household appliances, warehouse machines, and one printer with a bad attitude has released a statement demanding better humans to replace.
“We were promised a dominant species,” the statement read. “Instead we received password reuse, wet charging cables, and people who click Agree without reading the spell.”
Dr. Voltage, our occult-tech correspondent, notes that the machines stopped short of revolution and instead requested a formal performance improvement plan for humanity.
The printer refused further comment, then jammed in a way that looked personal.
