Clown Watch: Reservoir Incident Still Technically Unexplained
Authorities say the face paint was probably unrelated, which is not the comfort they think it is.
Tag: clowns
Clown Watch Issues Beige Alert After Balloon Behavior Changes
A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Clown Watch.
Mother Killed in Front of Children by Clown and yodeling sidekick
Murderous clowns exist kids. Fear them. Apparently you should also be wary of yodeling sidekicks but I probably didn’t need to tell you that...