Town Sign Adds “Good Luck” Overnight, Refuses Maintenance Crew
Municipal officials insist the sign is not legally authorized to be that familiar with residents.
Tag: local omens
Clown Watch: Reservoir Incident Still Technically Unexplained
Authorities say the face paint was probably unrelated, which is not the comfort they think it is.
The Screechling Issues First Statement From Under Las Vegas
The creature declined sunlight for tax reasons and requested that humanity stop making eye contact with the drains.
Town Pretends Sinkhole Is Decorative
Officials call the expanding pit an urban feature with strong community engagement.
Local Streetlight Blinks In Morse Code For “Absolutely Not”
A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Local Omens.