Space Sends Calendar Invite For “Brief Check-In With Humanity”
No agenda was attached, which experts agree is the second-worst kind of agenda.
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Astronomers Detect Something Waving Back, Agree To Pretend They Did Not
The signal was described as friendly, rhythmic, and bad for morale.
Scientists Warn Space Has Been Making Plans Without Us
Astronomers report the universe has been whispering near the big calendar again.
Astronomers Detect A Polite But Firm Knocking From Orbit
A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Space Wants Us Dead.
The Ant Nebula is Attacking Earth with Lasers!
Strange things are going on in the huge Ant Nebula. See there’s these rare laser blasts that come out of a dying star that...
An Unknown Object Just Whizzed Past Our Solar System
On October 19 2017, a postdoctoral researcher at the University of Hawaii Institute for Astronomy Rob Weryk noticed the unusual object working with information...