Religion / Top Disturbances / US Pagan turkeys perform ritual around deceased cat
March 2, 2017 / B Doomed
Satire / entertainment. Read responsibly. Panic recreationally.
Hail Poultry!
Boston, MA
on Twitter captured what can only be described as a pagan ritual performed by over a dozen turkeys around a recently deceased cat. No doubt the cat was a “familiar” and this is all part of the cat’s plan. We’re just witnessing “life #5” being bestowed upon this feline. No biggie.
Still, very sad for the cat.
https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605
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