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Sheep slaughtered while Kihikihi man attends wedding

March 1, 2017 / B Doomed

Satire / entertainment. Read responsibly. Panic recreationally.

Kihikihi, NZ resident Howard Frost was merely expecting to attend a friend’s wedding, have a nice time, and return to his home. This was not the case.

Upon returning to his work yard near Te Awamutu where he kept his sheep, he made a gruesome discovery. His gate was broken open and his herd of sheep had been slaughtered by vandals including an eight week old baby lamb named “Daisy”.

The criminals stole a total of 6 animals and left four including Daisy. In a statement made by Frost “One of the ones they left seemed so unnecessary” in reference to the slaughtered baby lamb whose throat was cut.

Apparently nothing is being done because this is a rural area, a farm, and there’s not much that can be done.

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