Tag: satire

May 13, 2026 / Dr. Voltage

Toaster ovens are tired of your crumbs

Toaster ovens, those handy appliances that can toast bread and heat up leftovers, have been putting up with a lot lately. With the rise...

May 12, 2026 / Dr. Voltage

Moon Briefly Flickers, Officials Ask Everyone To Blame Their Router

The sky performed a small administrative error just before breakfast. Experts say this is either fine or the start of a longer memo.

January 21, 2020 / Dr. Voltage

Local Streetlight Blinks In Morse Code For “Absolutely Not”

A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Local Omens.

December 6, 2019 / Dr. Voltage

Clown Watch Issues Beige Alert After Balloon Behavior Changes

A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Clown Watch.

October 17, 2019 / Dr. Voltage

Basement Specimen Learns To Use The Break Room Microwave

A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Mutant Desk.

August 29, 2019 / Dr. Voltage

Astronomers Detect A Polite But Firm Knocking From Orbit

A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Space Wants Us Dead.

June 18, 2019 / Dr. Voltage

Robot Vacuum Draws A Circle Around Humanity And Waits

A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Robots vs. Humans.

April 23, 2019 / Dr. Voltage

Scientists Discover A Drawer That Only Opens During Bad Decisions

A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Science Panic.

February 13, 2019 / Dr. Voltage

Town Hall Announces The Weird Meter Is Mostly Decorative

A recovered fictional archive item from the department of Doomwire.