Tim Horton’s Poop Throwing Bandit Under Investigation

The infamous Tim Horton’s “Poop Lady” who recently became internet famous for taking a dump on the floor of one of the Canadian coffee shop’s locations and threw it at an employee in what can only be described as animalistic behavior has been ordered to appear in court to answer for her actions. 

Apparently this mutant of earth was a “known local” that was a “problem” previously so she was easily identified. Once the woman appears in court we will finally hear her side of this crappy story (couldn’t resist).

Now personally I can’t wait to hear what she was trying to communicate. I mean a turd is worth a thousand words so…

It’s likely this animal was unable to use the restroom because of store policies and upon the young employee informing her of this she behaved like a disgusting deplorable violent creature that I’m embarrassed to call human. For sure this is some kind of sub species. Most likely a registered Canadian voter.

…and you wonder why aliens haven’t come to say hi. Some idiot would throw sh*t at them.

UPDATE:

Tim Horton’s has issued a statement after it has come out that the lady was indeed attempting to use the restroom and was denied access by the coffee chain’s employee.

“This video deeply concerns us [Tim Hortons], as the safety of our team members and guests is always a top priority for us. In limited cases across the country, restaurants have a restricted access policy for restrooms to ensure the well-being of guests.”

The popular Canadian food establishment also said:

“We didn’t let her use the bathroom because of past behavior and out of concern for the immediate safety of team members and guests in the restaurant.”