May 2018 - Disturbing Times

Murderous clowns exist kids. Fear them. Apparently you should also be wary of yodeling sidekicks but I probably didn’t need

The Ant Nebula is Attacking Earth with Lasers!

Strange things are going on in the huge Ant Nebula. See there’s these rare laser blasts that come out of

I for one welcome our robot overlords… Well once again them damn robots “took our jobs!”

The wet get wetter and dry get dryer. It’s that age old story. I blame millennials. I have nothing to

The infamous Tim Horton’s “Poop Lady” who recently became internet famous for taking a dump on the floor of one

The Parkland survivor/celebrities are speaking out about the latest school gun violence. Apparently they are shocked that their public messages

Santa Fe, Texas, Friday morning a teenager with a revolver and a shotgun opened fire at a high school marking